A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, 
the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the 
wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because 
they got on my nerves.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, 
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,  and 
5% on Friday

And please help me to remember:-  
When I'm having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying 
to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 
four to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

					Amen