English is easy?

We begin with fox, the plural is foxes
But the plural of ox is oxen , not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but more are called geese,
Yet more than one moose are never called meese.
One may see a lone mouse, or a nest full of mice, 
But the plural of house is houses not hice.
If more than one man is referred to as men,
Surely more than one pan ought to be pen?
If  I speak of a foot
And you show me two feet,
When I give you a book
Would two be two beek?
If one is a tooth and several are teeth,
Really two booths should be called beeth.
If the singular is this
And the plural is these,
When I give you a kiss
Would you give me several kese?
You speak of a brother and also brethren,
But though you say mother, you never say methren.
The masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine - she, shis and shim!
Oh yes, English is easy
The way it is spoken,
But I'm having problems
Getting it properly wroten.

Lilo Jacobi