THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER

Definitely worth a read!!

I don't normally indulge in this practice, but this did indeed seem worthwhile....

This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sex life even 
more fantastic.

As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 fellas who are just as virile as you.

Then anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton or box (don't 
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.

Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women 
through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 miss worlds
2.5 models
463 wild nymphos
3,234 good-looking nymphos
20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 bi-sexual women

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and  tastier 
than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is 
guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got 
his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the 
same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.

On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off 
his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent 
the chain letter.) While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above 
me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.

Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life.

No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities 
(that only interest women) just so that you can screw her.

No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or 
engagement.


Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your friends.